Weird Story NUMBA 1

So there are these two guys walking along when they come to a really big hole. “Wow that is a really deep hole,” one of them says, “let’s throw those pebbles in to see how deep it is.” So they grab some pebbles and throw them in, and they listen and listen and they don’t hear anything. “Wow that is a really deep hole,” the other one says,” let’s throw that cinder block in to test how deep it is.” So he picks up the cinder block and throws it in, and they listen and listen and they don’t hear anything. “Wow that is a really deep hole.” he said. Just then a goat was running at them at top speed, I mean it was almost flying over the ground, “HEY, WATCH OUT!” one of the guys said as he pushed the other one out of the way. Then the goat goes right past and falls down the hole. “Wow, I’m glad he dodged him, we almost got sucked down the hole with that goat we would have been goners for sure.” So they were feeling pretty lucky so they went to a gas station and bought some scratch tickets… they didn’t win anything. They went back and saw a farmer looking down the hole. “Oh Shoot!” one of the guys says to the other, ” That goat must have belonged to that farmer, we better go talk to him.” So they go over there and say, ” Sir we were standing here when this goat came running over the horizon, I mean this was the fastest goat I have ever seen he was almost flying, but he fell down this hole. I hope that wasn’t your goat.” Then the farmer says,” No my goat is so old he couldn’t run that fast, but I left him around here tied to a cinder block.”

Ha Ha Ha wasn’t that funny, be sure to check out my blog next Tuesday for more stories.

This is Eric signing out, PEACE 😀 😀 😀

I AM BACK

Hello all you fans of my blog, I haven’t been on my blog in a while so I’m here to tell you what the title of this post is, I AM BACK. This means that I am going to write on my blog again and it’s going to be a comedy thing. I’m going to post a new funny story on this every Tuesday starting today, yes you heard me TODAY!!! So be sure to check out by blog every week and read the story above this post. PEACE!!! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 😀

My Pets

One of the best parts of having a blog is having all the cool pets. As you can see I have seven pets. My favorite one is Tom Tom mostly because he was my first one. I like All my other pets though. My second favorite is Fluffles. They are all pretty much in order in how I like them. Pets are fun!!!

Two Snow Days!

This week we had two snow days(the first one was 1/10/11). I had so much fun! I went to my friends house and had a  lot of fun. Then on the second day I went sledding at a big hill that isn’t very far from my house. I did a bunch of really crazy things on my sled. I stood up on my sled and went down the hill like a snow boarder. I fell off a lot of times but on the last time I stood up on it I made it all the way to the bottom of the hill without falling off. Then the same friend called and I went to his house again. The two snow days were really awesome.

My New Year

My New Year was really fun. On New Years Eve I was at the Great Wolf Lodge and then I was at m friends house for New Years Eve. We did a lot of fun stuff and then watched the ball drop and had sparkling grape juice. We stayed up until about 2:00 then my parents picked me up and brought me home. Then on New Years day we went to the movies and saw Guliver’s Travels and it was really funny. I had an awesome New Year.

The Adventures of Perry the Alien

       Once upon a time there was an alien named Perry. He lived on the planet Pluto. Once he thought he wanted to go on an adventure. But he didn’t own his own UFO. He asked his dad if he could borrow the family UFO and his dad said no. So Perry went to the UFO dealership and took the drivers license test. He stepped on the gas and flew off at 100mph. He crashed into a giant business building. When he got back to the dealership everyone started yelling at him. So he went to his friend Bert and asked if he could borrow his UFO RV and he said, “Sure.” He flew off to find and explore planet Earth.

        When he got to Earth he saw so many amazing things, only the race that inhabited Earth was so much bigger than him. He saw a building with a red sign and a big yellow M on it. He went inside and saw a hamburger slap a person and then trip him. The hamburger looked lonely so Perry went over to him. The hamburgers name was Shnookie. “I come in peaces,” said Perry. “I come in chunks,” said Shnookie. “Why don’t you come with me and we can have adventures?” “Sure I’ll come with you,” said Perry. So Perry and Shnookie went along together forever! “Let’s go to Somalia, the poorest country in this dimension!” said Shnookie. “Yay, this will be fun!” said Perry. “Hop in my UFO RV and we’ll go there!” “Can I have one?” asked Shnookie. “I only have one with me right now,” said Perry. “O.K.!” said Shnookie

        They got to Somalia in about 0.00000000000000000000000000888888 milliseconds. They flew by a sign that said “Welcome to the poorest place on Earth.” “This is interesting,” said Perry. They walked around trying to find something interesting. “This isn’t very fun,” said Perry. “I know,” said Shnookie. They walked around aimlessly looking. Then they saw a person. “Hello, my name Serada Samen,” said Serada Samen. “Come with me and you’ll see a source of good things and sunshine!” sung Shnookie. “I have pancakes in my pocket!” “I will come with you guys, y’ know,” said Serada Samen. “Yay!” said Perry. “Chocolate caramel in my hair and peanut butter everyw-“ “SHNOOKIE WOULD PLEASE STOP SINGING!” shouted Perry. “Let’s get out of here.” So they ran to the UFO RV and took off.

        “Let’s go to Hawaii!” said Perry. When the trio got to Hawaii they were happy to see good things and sunshine. “Let’s go explore the inside of the volcano over there,” suggested Shnookie. So they flew down the top of the volcano. “Wow, it’s really hot in here,” said Perry. “Chestnuts roasting by the open fire,” sung Shnookie. “Jack Frost nipping at your toes. And there is weird things in my clo-“ “OH NO,” shouted Perry, “The heat is shutting off the power in the UFO RV!” The UFO RV fell and landed hard on a ledge and the impact broke the window and blew Perry out of the ship. He hit a wall and fell and broke his leg. Serada Samen called an air-strike helicopter while Shnookie picked up and carried him into the UFO RV. One minute later the air-strike helicopter came by and picked them up. Our hero Perry got a cast on but luckily because he was an alien he did not need crutches and only needed the cast for a couple of days. Then Serada Samen said to go to the airbase in South Korea and we will then explore North Korea. When they arrived in South Korea they got in a car to drive to North Korea. When they get there they get chased around for eight days by communists then they got away and Perry found the UFO RV and flew home, Serada Samen went on a spy mission, and Shnookie the hamburger worked at a JC Penny and got a Guinness World Record for being the first hamburger to ever work in a store.

                        The End!       A sequal coming to a blog near you!!!

                            See Jack’s blog for Shnookie’s point of veiw at icubedjack.edublogs.org

Random Story

Once there were two horses named Ned and Ted. They were best friends and they loved to race. One time the farmer saw how fast they were and entered them in the county fair. Before the race Ned said to Ted ” I’m scared Ted, what if one of us wins and we won’t be friends anymore.” Then Ted said ” We’ll still live in the same barn share the eat the same hay and we’ll still be friends.” So when the race started they blew the other horses away, and it was Ned and Ted and Ned and Ted… and Ned won. So the farmer entered them in the state fair. Once again before the race Ned said to Ted ” I’m scared Ted, what if one of us wins and we won’t be friends anymore.” Then Ted said ” We’ll still live in the same barn share the eat the same hay and we’ll still be friends.” So once again they blew the other horses away, and it was Ned and Ted and Ned and Ted… and Ned won. So the farmer entered them in the Kentucky Derby and once again before the race Ned said to Ted ” I’m scared Ted, what if one of us wins and we won’t be friends anymore.” Then Ted said ” We’ll still live in the same barn share the eat the same hay and we’ll still be friends.” So again they blew the other horses away and it was Ned and Ted and Ned and Ted… and Ned won. Then when they were old horses Ted said to Ned ” How about one more race?” So they raced and it was Neeed and Teeed and Neeed and Teeed… and Ned won. Then when they were in the barn a dog went up to Ned and said ” Ned you’ve won every race and haven’t let ted win one, mabye you should let him win one.” And geuss what Ned said. He said ” Hey Ted look a talkin dog.” And the point of this story was that this story was a big waste of your time.

So Your Gifted…

To me being gifted means that your smart, fun, and very creative. It doesn’t mean that you’re better, it means that you’re more imaginative. I learned that I’m very creative, smart and kind. I took quizzes and got scores for them. For my Myers Briggs test, they said I’m an ISFJ. This means I am kind, warm, and creative. For my true colors I got Gold. Gold means I’m responsible and nice. My learning style quiz said I was kinesthetic. That means I remember fun things I do and talk while doing activities. There are some positive and negative things about me. Some positive things are I learn easily and I’m very imaginative. I’m very curious and observative. I follow directions easily and I enjoy reading. Some negative things are that I become bored sometimes. I sometimes day dream to. Sometimes it is easy being gifted and sometimes it is not, but it is always fun.

Our group project

For our group project we are making our room into a restaraunt. At lunch time the teachers will come in the room and have lunch. We are going to have food from around the world, like I’m going to bring a type of Russian bread called gulushki. Our restaraunt’s name is the Travel Way Cafe. It’s going to be really fun!